Stupid Warming

It started slushing while I was walking to Rogers to rent The O.C. and I had no hood so it really sucked.
On the way there, I saw a small, dirty patch of snow under a large tree. It hasn't snowed in Vancouver for like, a month and a half, and yet this little patch of snow feels the need to be disgusting and stay. So I stopped in my tracks when I saw this, and started talking to it. There was no one around and I was bored and it was like 11 at night so it was okay.

"Why are you still here? You're just ruining it for everyone. Just go back to the earth and partake in the water cycle like the rest of your friends did. You know, you're just a stubborn piece of freezing material that is disrupting the natural cycle of the earth and if you don't melt RIGHT NOW everything will be destroyed and the world will be thrown into death. Loser."

Anyway, Stephanie and I did this a long time ago, two years maybe.
Anything can lead back to global warming. Kay? Let's try.

A desk. The desk is made of wood and metal. The metal came from mines that used big heavy equipment that used oil and bad fumes to get the metal and then it gave some nice CO2 to the atmosphere. The wood was logged and trucks give bad stuff so global warming. Bad.

A lemon. A lemon is yellow. Asians are yellow. Asians live in China. In China, they have a hugely ridiculous and relative number of factories. Which expel fumes. Which in turn eats the atmosphere. Global warming.

A boulder. A beautiful piece of rock made by Mother Nature; what could possibly go wrong? Humans have a need to destroy things. The boulder is in the way of a new highway. It needs to be destrokked. Bombs and TNT and dynamite and dynamo (same thing? I don't know) are used to destrokk it and fumage happens. Fumage happens.

Fumage HAPPENS.