Computer

Well, it really sucks. Because my computer hardrive is broken, or the computer crashed, or something like that, and when I log it on it stays at this black screen that says this:

"You downloaded too much porn so now you are getting punished for your sins."



It doesn't actually say that because if it did I would smash the computer with the hammer I made in Tech-Ed because that's just gross.

What it actually says is this:

"The Microsoft Word icon hasn't been touched in months, and yet Runescape has been typed into the address bar more than 20,000 times. Repent."

It doesn't actually say that beacuse I don't play Runescape barely ever. Only, like, once or twice a month. I'm pretty l33t and not a n00b. What does that mean?

What it actually says is this:

"Downloading 'cute kitten backgrounds' and 'cute puppy icons' instead of clicking the big button on the Hunger Site. That's why I won't work for you."

I only have a few cute kitten backgrounds so thats obviously not why it won't work for me.

Just finished our planning PSA for MARIJUANA!
Bad.