This is a mathematical formula that I made with help of my friends Valerie and Taylor today. As you can see, it is not a regular formula, and has room for estimation. What does this formula do, you might ask? This beautiful piece of math can calculate the approximate number of children you can have in your lifetime. I’ll explain.First, estimate the age that you will enter menopause. This happens around age 56 to age 65. Then, minus the age at which you first got your period. If you’re a boy, this will obviously not work.Then, multiply this number by 12 months. This is to calculate the number of months in your life you can have children. Once you’ve done this, divide the number by 10.Most women have the possibility of having 2 miscarriages in their life time, and one pair of twins. So, just minus 1.There you have it. If you started makin’ babies when you first got your period (which is mildly revolting, by the way), and don’t have twins in your fam. (family), this is a pretty excellent estimate.
Personally I could have 54.2 babies but since having .2 of a child is probably not possible, I’ll just round it.
On a side note, apparently some women can actually have a child with themselves. Apparently you can create a clone of yourself, like in your body. Without outside help.
“Hi! I’m my mom!”
Sydney is a G
1 comment:
hmm i think im gonna make a formula for how many a guy can have
degree of hotness(as decided by a female panel) + testosterone levels
x sperm count.
take into account where they live (non city girls = usually ugly), how much money they have (for dinner and to aid seduction), and physical fitness.
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