ad⋅dict⋅ed [uh-dik-tid] –adjective
compulsively or physiologically dependent on something habit-forming
- Writing the number 100
- Popping bubble wrap
- Smelling gasoline -- addicts are generally seen lurking at gas stations
- Hearing the word "helmet"
- Breaking ceramic plates
- Eating raw flour
- Climbing fences with barbed wire on top
- Turning volume knobs up -- addicts are almost always deaf
- Hoarding hairs they find in their food
- Making black and white collages
- Using 0.7 green ballpoint pens
- Trying peoples glasses on -- often addicts will approach strangers on the street to do this
- Wearing too-small gloves -- if your children are constantly losing their gloves, they may have befriended a small glove addict
- Salt licks
- Staring at plants that are over 12 feet tall
- Collecting individual snowflakes
- Drinking hair products -- funnily enough, most addict's hair are unhealthy
- Smiling -- this addiction is a problem at funerals, when hearing bad news, in business meetings, etc. Please remember the definition of an addiction, and imagine being addicted to smiling for this one
- Writing on coloured paper -- addicts refuse to use regular paper
- Eating snow -- addicts will travel to snowy places to collect
- Falling down ladders on purpose but making it seem like it was an accident
- Talking about people -- addicts will often feel such a need to do this that they will actually talk to the person they are talking about: "Hey, Judy, did you know that you're a huge slut? Yeah, I know, can you believe it!?"
- Meeting people with last names that have more than 13 letters
- Putting Christmas lights up 11 months early
- Watching TV -- once again, remember the definition of what an addiction it and imagine being actually addicted to television
- Wearing slippers outside
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